The Bad Rat Pledge

I will not graze on the carpet.

It is not considered "cool" to beat up rats smaller than myself.

There is no need to steal treats from others when I am given one of equal size of my own.

I will not leave raisins on the sofa for unsuspecting human butts.

Pots are for growing plants in, not digging up.

I will refrain from climbing down the blouses of female visitors.

When I don't want to go home to the cage yet, I will not wedge myself under immovable furniture.

I will not give my human a heart attack by sleeping soundly with my eyes open.

Human saliva is not a tasty treat.

Chewing on electrical cords is not fun, even if it elicits such an enthusiastic response from my human.

You can view the entire pledge here.